the gambler, kenny rogers f'ing t shirt
KENNY F#@CKING ROGERS || THE 1978 VOWELLESS GAMBLER (w / LYRICS)
Story behind the print: in a quite dive bar nestled in a charming California beach town enter two obnoxiously loud men. As they close into the bar heated and quickly escalating, the bartender moves to reduce the temperature calling for their attention. Both men, standing center room clinched fists merely inches apart, swivel in response to his plea. Now in an awkward three way staring contest the bartender detects their gaze slowly focusing behind him.
Noticeably distracted one of the men asks “hey, is that..?” Mindful of the six by four feet incredibly lifelike painting mounted squarely behind him, the bartender places two coasters and confidently replies, “yes, it is!” As it seems to be settling in, the man responds, “two beers please... that's KENNY F#@KING ROGERS!”
What was an enraged conflict seconds earlier now sounds of two men’s profound laughter, clinking pints, jukebox buttons being pressed, and all around enthusiastic cheers to the painted Gambler.
Moral: Kenny just brings people together (true story).
Product Fit:
Our classic neutral-cut t-shirt has a wide shoulder, straight almost square body, loose fit sleeve, and linear side seam descending from the armpit perpendicular to the hem. Please reach out to discuss additional colorways and/or other customization options to design your own one of one piece. Contact
Product Description (Blue Shirt w/ Pink Print):
- Non-Binary Fit, 4.2 oz./yd², 50/25/25 polyester/combed ringspun cotton/rayon, 32 singles, Fabric laundered, Set-in 1x1 triblend baby rib collar, Side seams.
| Body Length | Chest Width | Sleeve Length | |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 261/2 in. | 163/4 in. | 73/4 in. |
| S | 271/2 in. | 181/4 in. | 81/8 in. |
| M | 281/2 in. | 193/4 in. | 85/8 in. |
| L | 291/2 in. | 211/4in. | 87/8 in. |
| XL | 301/2 in. | 223/4 in. | 91/8 in. |
| 2XL | 311/2 in. | 243/4 in. | 9 3/8 in. |
| 3XL | 321/2 in. | 263/4 in. | 9 3/4 in. |
Product Description Black Shirt w/ White Print:
- Non-Binary Style Fit, Made in U.S.A., 100% Combed Cotton, 4.3 oz/yd2, 30 Singles Fine jersey, Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem, Durable rib neckband.
Product Sewers:
Earn up to $25 an hour and no less than $16; additionally workers have healthcare benefits for less than $15 per week, a 401k plan, paid sick days, subsidized bus passes and favorable overtime benefits.
| Body Length | Chest Width | Sleeve Length | |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 271/4 in. | 161/2 in. | 73/4 in. |
| S | 281/4 in. | 18 in. | 81/8 in. |
| M | 293/8 in. | 20 in. | 85/8 in. |
| L | 301/2 in. | 22 in. | 87/8 in. |
| XL | 315/8 in. | 24 in. | 91/8 in. |
| 2XL | 323/4 in. | 26 in. | 9 3/8 in. |
| 3XL | 337/8 in. | 28 in. | 9 3/4 in. |
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