the gambler, kenny rogers f&
the gambler, kenny rogers f&
the gambler, kenny rogers f&

the gambler, kenny rogers f'ing t shirt (fitted)

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KENNY F#@CKING ROGERS || THE 1978 VOWELLESS GAMBLER (w / LYRICS)

Story behind the print: in a quite dive bar nestled in a charming California beach town enter two obnoxiously loud men. As they close into the bar heated and quickly escalating, the bartender moves to reduce the temperature calling for their attention. Both men, standing center room clinched fists merely inches apart, swivel in response to his plea. Now in an awkward three way staring contest the bartender detects their gaze slowly focusing behind him.

Noticeably distracted one of the men asks “hey, is that..?” Mindful of the six by four feet incredibly lifelike painting mounted squarely behind him, the bartender places two coasters and confidently replies, “yes, it is!” As it seems to be settling in, the man responds, “two beers please... that's KENNY F#@KING ROGERS!”

What was an enraged conflict seconds earlier now sounds of two men’s profound laughter, clinking pints, jukebox buttons being pressed, and all around enthusiastic cheers to the painted Gambler. 

Moral: Kenny just brings people together (true story).

Fit-Cut Description:

Our fitted t-shirt has a curved side seam tapered at the waist; expanding the upper and lower ends for a curvier hip, bust, and chest area. Please reach out to discuss additional colorways and/or other customization options to design your own one-of-one piece. Contact

Product Description:

Made in U.S.A., 100% Combed Cotton, 4.3 oz/yd2, 30 Singles Fine jersey, Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem, Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, durable rib neckband.

Product Sewers:

Earn up to $25 an hour and no less than $16; additionally workers have healthcare benefits for less than $15 per week, a 401k plan, paid sick days, subsidized bus passes and favorable overtime benefits.

  Body Length Chest Width Sleeve Length
S 263/8 in. 151/2 in. 67/8 in.
M 27 in. 161/2 in. 71/8 in.
L 275/8 in. 173/4 in. 73/8 in.
XL 281/4 in. 19 in. 75/8 in.
2XL 293/8 in. 201/2 in. 7 7/8 in.

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