f'ing gambler || kenny rogers

KENNY F#@CKING ROGERS || THE 1978 VOWELLESS GAMBLER (w / LYRICS)

Story behind the print: in a quite dive bar nestled in a charming California beach town enter two obnoxiously loud men. As they close into the bar heated and quickly escalating, the bartender moves to reduce the temperature calling for their attention. Both men, standing center room clinched fists merely inches apart, swivel in response to his plea. Now in an awkward three way staring contest the bartender notices their gaze slowly beginning to focus behind him.

Noticeably distracted one of the men asks “hey, is that..?” Mindful of the six by four feet incredibly lifelike painting mounted squarely behind him, the bartender places two coasters and confidently replies, “yes, it is!” As it seems to be settling in, the man responds, “two beers please... that's KENNY F#@KING ROGERS!” What was an enraged conflict seconds earlier now sounds of two men’s profound laughter, clinking pints, jukebox buttons being pressed, and all around enthusiastic cheers. 

Moral: Kenny just brings people together (true story).

 

 

 

   

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kenny F#@King Rogers || The 1978 Vowelless Gambler (w/ lyrics) || You can find the classic neutral-cut HERE, or fitted cut HERE. || Thank you for your support.